Two nuns were browsing the aisles of a 7-Eleven when they passed by the cooler stocked with beer. One of them turned to her companion and said, “Wouldn’t it be nice to enjoy a cold beer or two on a warm summer evening?”
Her fellow nun replied, “It would be, but I’d feel uneasy buying alcohol. I’m afraid it might cause a bit of a scene at the checkout.”
With a smile, the first nun reassured her. “Don’t worry — I’ve got it covered.” She confidently grabbed a six-pack and headed to the register. The cashier looked puzzled as the two nuns placed the beer on the counter.
Sensing his surprise, the nun cheerfully explained, “Oh, this? At the convent, we call it Catholic shampoo — it’s what we use to wash our hair!”
The cashier reached beneath the counter, picked out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer without batting an eye. She did this without blinking.
Following that, he smiled at the nun, looked her in the eye, and then stated, “The curlers are on the house.”
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The Priest and the Nun Become Disoriented in the Snowstorm
The blizzard caused the loss of both a priest and a nun. After some time had passed, they stumbled across a modest cabin.
They were so worn out that they made preparations to go to sleep. Despite the fact that there was only one bed, there was a heap of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor.
“Sister, you sleep on the bed,” the priest exclaimed in a manner becoming a gentleman. The sleeping bag will be my bed, and I will sleep on the floor.
It was at the precise moment that the nun murmured, “Father, I’m cold.” He had just been zipped up in the bag and was beginning to slowly fall asleep.
After removing the sleeping bag, he stood up, grabbed a blanket, and wrapped it around her with it.
When the nun repeated, “Father, I am still very cold,” he went back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and started to fall asleep. However, the nun interrupted him and stated, “I am sleeping.”
He removed the zipper from the bag, stood up once again, wrapped another blanket around her, and then re-entered the sleeping bag one more time.
When his eyelids were about to close, she spoke up and said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”
Once again, he stood there, smiled, and winked at the woman that was standing there. Following that, he stated, “Sister, I have an idea.
” We are currently in the middle of nowhere, where no one will ever become aware of what took place. Assume for a moment that we are married.
“That’s fine with me,” the nun mumbled in a soft voice.
The priest then screamed out, “Okay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!” in response to this.
Oh, the splendor that is your marriage!
I hope you were able to laugh at this joke! I hope you have a wonderful day!!!
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